Too Many Lacking Things
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I just got home from working through the night, and I have another 15 hours straight of work tomorrow, but this managed to make me laugh, out loud even.
I love you as much as a zombie can love another man.
Hungrily, and without much thought.
Sasha Lampert (via pissfacemcgee)I can’t believe I forgot today was Jock Easter until Sasha reminded me. It’s the most beautiful holiday of the year for jocks. Good little jocks all across the country woke up this morning to find the Jock Easter Ref left hockey cards under their pillows to reward them for their sportsmanship and teasing of weaklings. What a beautiful day!
Jock Easter takes place on the forgotten Saturday of Easter Weekend.
I hope you all got balls.
Today is what I’ve chosen to refer to as “Brilliants Day”, the anniversary of the 26/03/11 Doctor Who party where I met my best friends Shane and Mark, who, alongside Sasha and myself, have come to be referred to as the Rooftop Brilliants.
Since that day, you guys have been the most important people in my life, you’ve changed me, and helped me, and done more for me than you can probably understand. This past year has been almost entirely based around and due to you, my chosen family, and I wouldn’t’ve had it any other way.
Thank you for everything, and I hope this next year can be as good as the last.
If you feel your life is lacking enough nega-hilarity for your liking, I would prescribe Pissface McGee, a ridiculously stupid blog of ~~REAL LIFE~~ quotes from the real life of myself, Daniel Russell Teagle, and my best-friend, Sasha Titus “Fog” Lampert.
Reviews (entirely fictional):
- “Interesting…”
- “Are you sure this is legal?”
- “I laughed a little bit and then my sense of quality kicked in.”
- “This might be a blog.”
- “You two should really stop hanging out with each other.”
Anonymous asked: I'm not that last anon but I think the last one was kind of saying that you didn't want to have sex with Dan..I mean that's an insane thing to even think of..who wouldn't want to do crazy,sinful,ugly,gross,amazing things to Dan?????!
Finally someone gets it!

The Justice live album, A Cross the Universe, was one of the main reasons Sasha and I became such good friends.
Today is the 20th name day of my sun and stars. He is the most important person in my life, and I honestly don’t know how I would’ve survived the last year without him. Our friendship is the best one I have ever known or even vaguely heard about. He means so much to me, and I very much hope I get to be a main character in this next chapter, the third decade, of his life.
Have a happy birthday, Sasha Titus “Fog” Lampert.
Words all around.
Moon of my life. I would thank you, but there is no word for thank you in Dothraki.
I love and cherish you, and always will.