Too Many Lacking Things

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An adventure in an (even more) improvised Sashasnack.

Hmm. I’m pretty hungry. I’ll have some food.

I know, I’ll have cereal!

Aw, there’s only crap cereal. Oh well, I’ll pour a bowl.

THERE’S HARDLY ANY CEREAL LEFT. BALLS.

Whatever could I possibly do?

IMPROVISE!

I AM A GODDAMN GENIUS.

POUR SOME MILK ON THAT BITCH.

PUT IT IN YOUR FACE.

DELICIOUS.

-hertealeaves:

I made a sashasnack!

I love you. Okay?
Okay.

-hertealeaves:

I made a sashasnack!

I love you. Okay?

Okay.

Sashasnack #8
Pizza with basil, turkey bacon, peppers, grapes, and apples.
Status: Very yes.

Sashasnack #8

Pizza with basil, turkey bacon, peppers, grapes, and apples.

Status: Very yes.

Sashasnack #7
Multigrain Cheerios and fruit yogurt.
Status: Pretty tasty.

Sashasnack #7

Multigrain Cheerios and fruit yogurt.

Status: Pretty tasty.

Sashasnack #6
Vegan ice cream cones with dried fruit… stuff…
Status: Pretty swell.

Sashasnack #6

Vegan ice cream cones with dried fruit… stuff…

Status: Pretty swell.

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Sashasnack #5

Pizza made with peppers, zucchini, prosciutto, and grapes.

Live tasting.

Sashasnack #4
Fruit Smoothie (Banana, frozen fruit [unknown specifics], yogurt, orange juice), and Honey Nut Cheerios.
Status: Fucking incredible.

Sashasnack #4

Fruit Smoothie (Banana, frozen fruit [unknown specifics], yogurt, orange juice), and Honey Nut Cheerios.

Status: Fucking incredible.

Sashasnack #3: Homemade Hawaiian/Mexian Pizza.
Pizza bun, Pineapple, Leftover taco meat
Status: Pretty darn good.

Sashasnack #3: Homemade Hawaiian/Mexian Pizza.

Pizza bun, Pineapple, Leftover taco meat

Status: Pretty darn good.

Sashasnack #2: bagel with grapes and prosciutto.
Defuckinglicious

Sashasnack #2: bagel with grapes and prosciutto.

Defuckinglicious

Favourite childhood snack: bananas with peanut butter and chocolate chips
Haven’t had this in years.

Favourite childhood snack: bananas with peanut butter and chocolate chips

Haven’t had this in years.