humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
and all the kings horses and all the kings men
didn’t really give a fuck about putting humpty dumpty together again
he was a goddamn egg
shit
Actually there is nothing in the nursery rhyme that alludes to Humpty Dumpty being an egg. Only that he fell, and became irreparably broken.
All this time, Humpty Dumpty was a person.
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The skateboarding one never makes any sense. The board actually lifts up off the ground when his feet have already done the motion.
The board leaves the ground when it does because his crutch is what lifts it.
If his feet were on the board when that happened there would be no lift.
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They said nothing of the sort.
Actually if I remember correctly they clearly said not to.
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Khal Drogo - Daenerys Targaryen.
Love can destroy all differences.
Actually that picture of Jason Momoa is of his character Ronin from Stargate Atlantis, but sure.
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I really love strips like this because it seriously blurred the lines between Calvin’s fantasy world and the reality his parents experienced
Imagination is such a powerful and wonderful thing and I really love how Calvin’s was so important to him and so intrinsic to his personality that it actually caused problems for him
See here’s the thing about Calvin and Hobbes
It’s not important to discern whether or not these things actually happened, they happened in Calvin’s eyes and that’s all that really matters
Which is something that whichever asshole made this fake strip and called it the last Calvin and Hobbes failed so dramatically to understand
For the record, that wasn’t the last strip at all, this was
And it was absolutely perfect
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CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
What about Phil LaMarr?
I’d prefer “Get this baked, wanna fuck?”
Because that’s having sex while cookies are in the oven.
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This is such a powerful message. It shows that verbal abuse can hurt as much as physical abuse. That saying “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me” is, in fact, a lie, in my opinion. Words do hurt. A lot.
I am 19 years old and I have been verbally, mentally, and emotionally abused almost my whole life. Whether it was by my family or my most recent ex. To be honest with you, I’d rather get punched in the face physically. Verbal abuse has turned me into the person I am today. Insecure.
I totally agree with the message and everything, but I couldn’t help but think of this.
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And people wonder why I don’t drink tea…
Because it’s going to turn into a scorpion! I don’t want that in my digestive tract!
What’s wrong with you?
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Why is that bad?
Losing one’s virginity isn’t something to be dramatic about.
If you lose your phone you’ve lost something of (probably) high value, which is used for communication and time management. It’s a lot more important than whether or not someone’s had sex or not.
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So what you’re saying is…
The Silence get all the ladies…?
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