March 2012
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St. Catharines is weird.
Me: Excuse me, what bus are you waiting for?
Woman: I'm not waiting for a bus, I'm waiting for my boyfriend.
Me: Ah. Does he look like a bus?
Woman: ...No. (begins to say something I can't understand)
Me: Ok. Cool.
Soon after...
Man: You got a problem?
Me: ...No.
Man: What the fuck did you say to my girlfriend?
Me: (I start describe the situation)
Man: That's not what she told me.
Me, confused: Well what did she tell you?
Man: Don't fucking talk to her again, this is not someone you want to be fucking with. I will snap your neck. I better not see you again, remember my face, mother fucker.
Man: (walks away)
Me: ........... What the fuck...?
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Listenthatbitchkarma: You were sitting on a shelf in...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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I am a disgusting individual and I need to lose weight. Fuck I am horrid.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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I don’t really care about the change in tumblr layout, it’s fine. I just am wondering why my queue says it has the number of posts I have. Then is empty when I check it. How strange.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Marathoning Stephen Fry in America again. What a fucking adorable man.
Feb 28th
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Nell just called me. She’s getting us tickets to some kind of free Game of Thrones showcase for the show with props and shit. I fucking love my sister, you guys.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews) What about Phil LaMarr?
Feb 27th
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logicgirl asked: ☆
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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algietheminer asked: ☀
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I did not just go through every page of my friend’s tumblr liking every picture of her. I am also not really attracted to her. Nope. No way.
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: ❁
Feb 26th
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Do It :)
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: ew hentai.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Ima wait till you talk to me first for once.
*hours later* …..  
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Can you hear my heart beating? Do you understand?
Dan: DON'T LOOK.
Sasha: At what?
Dan: ANYTHING
Sasha: I can't!
Dan: Close your eyes!
Sasha: I'll be looking at my eyelids!
Dan: Not if you CLOSE YOUR EYES.
Feb 25th
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WatchWatch
sozzney: Games of Thrones - Season 2
Feb 25th
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tearsintime asked: so... what should I eat for...
neil-gaiman: I think you may have meant to leave that at http://whatshouldieatforbreakfasttoday.tumblr.com/
Feb 25th
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hacksawjenny asked: awww you got snagged by some tumblr bot posting cheesecake. fix it.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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